Shipjungle23

"Hi there! Would you take a moment to tell us how satisfied you were with the delivery of your Christmas tree? Were you pleased with it? Please rate it on a scale of one to ten where ten is "Perfectly Alien" and one is "Not Alien Enough". Have you had any needle drop problems? if so, please be sure to feed it with sulphuric unobtainium and retain the packaging materials at all times. Remember that your tree should only be decorated with anti-gravity baubles. Have a nice day and we wish you a merry Christmas!"